Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.

He was branded the ‘master of words’ because of his deep understanding of life which he portrayed through words. If we want to achieve the higher pedestal in life, we have to learn from great people like Mark Twain and that’s why he have collected 13 most ironic quotes for you.

Be inspired as you go through the list.

  1. The way to maintain your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

 

  1. Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

 

  1. You can’t depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus.

 

  1. Pessimism is just a word which the week call ’wisdom’.

 

  1. The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase. If you pursue happiness you’ll never find it. Happy is he who forgets what cannot be changed.

 

  1. To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make yourself want to go and do that very thing.

 

  1. Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

 

  1. Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

 

  1. The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them.

 

  1. Real knowledge means to know the extent of one’s ignorance.

 

  1. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

 

  1. Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others.

 

  1. The right to stupidity is protected by the constitution. It is part of the guarantee for the free development of one’s personality.
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