What’s the weirdest thing you have ever heard in your life? The contemporary world keeps producing jaw dropping and mysterious life events that compounds the complexities of our existence on planet earth.
A typical example is this story of Japanese man who took a cockroach as a girlfriend; yes ooooo, you read right! Now this man does not have the insect as his companion, he actually has wet dreams about it too!
Funny enough, he said there’s no human in this world that can compare to his cocorcoach girlfriend. This dude is called
Yuta Shinohara and he came all the way to buy the insect, later claiming the cockroach was ‘the one
So, when the cockroach died a year into their relationship (cockroaches have an average life span of one year), Yuta ate her so she will forever live in him.
Nature lover, Yuta explained to Asian YouTube channel Asian Boss, how he bought the cockroach – lovingly named Lisa chan – from Africa and even had sekz dreams about her.
He, however, pointed out that they didn’t have sekz in real life because, according to him, ‘the size doesn’t fit’.
He said he had sekz with her in his imagination, by imagining she was supersized and he became small.
When the interviewer asked how he communicated with cockroach Lisa, he said,
It could’ve been my imagination, since I got too attached over time, that I started to feel as if we were communicating.
We were 100% serious. No human girl was as attractive as Lisa. Lisa was my first love, I pictured doing it with her many times because I really liked her.
I know it’s impossible but I imagined a world where cockroaches become supersized or I become small.
Yuta also has a favourite tree which he calls ‘Heaven’ that he enjoys napping on. Yuta showed the presenter of the channel his fave tree as he spoke about his one true love.
Yuta is known in Japan and has made a name for himself serving insect cuisine. He has organised events serving bug cocktails, insect pastries and ramen with crickets and mealworms. So, when his cockroach lover died, it was no surprise that he decided to turn her into a meal.
Speaking of the death of his cockroach lover, Yuta said,
The day she passed away was difficult but I knew it had to come since she was a cockroach with a short life span.
With that in mind, I ate her in reverence.
So now, Lisa lives in my heart and continues living as part of my body.
